THE MIRACLE OF MAY AND OTHER STRANGE PHENOMENON Scripted by Private Eye
Even when the Conservative Party was trying to get rid of Iain Duncan Smith, it gained seats in opposition. When the Labour party was on the cusp of splitting into two parties in 1981, it gained seats in opposition. Now Labour in Scotland has finished third behind a resurgent Conservative party, the party's worst result in Scotland since 1910. If Labour has lost Scotland it is unlikely we shall see another majority Labour government for a great many years, if ever. In the face of all this Jeremy Corbyn and the massed choir of deluded Corbynites sing of a Lourdes style Miracle of May, snatching mythical victory from the reality of defeat.* Whilst those in the exit camp of the EU referendum sing only of a new golden age if we just leave the EU. No pain, no consequences, only gain, the ex-Mayor of London Boris Johnson leading this charge against reason.
We are now living in a world scripted by Private Eye, in which outlandish scenarios are constantly played out before our eyes. Donald Trump, a man who you would not trust to watch over your house when you were away on holiday will soon be receiving top secret briefings from the US secret intelligence agencies as he bids to become the 45th President of the United States.
Meanwhile closer to home we have another ex-Mayor of London, Ken Livingstone wondering from radio studio to radio studio and onto any TV programme that will have him, like a drunken bore, repeating his anti-Semitic trope that Hitler was, ‘before he went mad,’ a Zionist. Faced with yet another example, albeit starker, more ghastly, Corbyn declares that there is no problem of antisemitism in the Labour Party, - though sets up an independent enquiry to investigate a problem that is not there.
*Madness could be defined as swallowing your own propaganda
“In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.” Friedrich Nietzsche