WILLIAM HAGUE INTERNATIONAL STATESMAN AND POOPER SCOOPER
In 1977 a speaker mounted
the rostrum at the Conservative party conference and addressed the assembled
delegates in the sonorous terms of middle aged authority, though for all the
gravity of the speakers tone there was something pompous even ridiculous about
the speaker, for he was a sixteen year old boy. “Half of you won't be here in
30 or 40 years' time", he impertinently informed his enraptured audience. The
speaker was one William Hague.
It is now approaching
forty years since he made that speech and William Hague is now exactly where he
intended to be, doing exactly what he was born for, holding one of the great
offices of state. In 2010 William Hague was appointed First Secretary of State
and Foreign Secretary.
Hague is the consummate performer,
both playing the statesman and engaging in parliamentary debate. He is an able parliamentarian
and witty speaker. Though can I be the only one to detect another presence in
the chamber when he is speaking, the ghost of the precocious schoolboy looking
on approvingly? You feel that there is part of Hague that he only just manages
to keep in check. He longs to grip both labels and address the chamber in grave
Churchillian tones, “I have to tell the house that this nation, with the empire
firmly behind it will stand firm…”
But though all has gone
smoothly in the great Hague career plan, leaving aside the little matter of a
disastrous period as leader of his party, there is something amiss and one
feels, there may be sadness in the Hague heart. For Hague has written a book on
Pitt the Younger and whilst writing every word he must have been conscious that
no matter what happens he can never be a William Pitt; the empire long gone
Great Britain no longer dominating the world stage, his role so often reduced
to that of bag carrier and third fiddle from right to the American Secretary of
State.
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Hague strikes man of destiny pose |
On incident more than any
other illustrates the depths to which the Foreign Secretary must now stoop. The
last week has witnessed the holder of this great office of state scuttle to the
High Court to suppress information concerning the murder of Alexander
Litvinenko.[1] With
Public Interest Immunity certificates firmly gripped in his hand seeks to clear
up any shit left lying around that might damage our relations with the
autocratic Russian gangster regime of Vladimir Putin.
The Nineteenth century
famously saw many Russians seek refuge from autocracy in London , safe in the knowledge that any British foreign
secretary would protect them. William Hague is not in a position to offer such
guarantees of safety. The man who seeks to tread in the footsteps of Lord Palmerston is reduced to the role of pooper scooper.
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