OPEN LETTER TO GEORGE OSBORNE
Dear
George,
I read in
this mornings Guardian that you are seeking to identify a further £10bn in cuts
to government spending and finding this difficult. Well being a public spirited
sort of chap and willing to do whatever I can to help a fellow in trouble I
decided to see what I could do to help. George I have to say I don’t think
you can have been trying, in ten minutes I found the follow areas where you
could save well in excess of £10bn.
1) The
estimated total annual cost of the monarchy to taxpayers is £202.4m.[1]
Now as you keep saying, things are tight, that ‘we are all in this together.’
Surely even you can see that this is, now how can I put this delicately, a
trifle excessive. Cut this allowance in half not only to you prove you
democratic credentials but you’ve just found £101.2 million behind the
metaphorical sofa.[2]
2) The
total acquisition cost of the Trident programme £9.8 billion, this does not
include the cost of upgrading. Now you, and any sensible member of the
government knows that this is purely a piece of symbolic macho nonsense. It
makes us ‘feel’ like a great power but offers no real benefits. Leaving to one
side the moral case for ditching the thing, do so and you’ve bagged you 10b in
one fell swoop.
3) Tax
avoidance costs UK economy £69.9 billion a year. Can
you go some way to recovering this, well George I’ve not seen much evidence
thus far but I’m sure if you tried you could do better. Try getting up earlier
in the morning instead of hiding behind the bedroom curtains, roll your sleeves
up. Get all those Government lawyers that were so helpful during Leveson on the
job. Even if you only claw back half of this that would give you nearly £35b to
play with. Can I suggest you use it to build housing for low cost rent?
As I say
this took me just ten minutes. (Don’t worry George I won’t be billing you).
Which feels a little disappointing as it suggests that you are sleeping on the
job. So wake up George, go to it and remember ‘he who dares wins!’
Yours in
comradely fraternity
Alex
Talbot
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