THE NASTY PARTY?
British Politics and the Race to The Gutter
One of the funnier Monty Python sketches, Four Yorkshire Men, consisted of a group of four affluent middle aged men sitting in sunny climes smoking fat cigars each trying to outdo the other in tales of childhood poverty and squalor.[1]
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One of the funnier Monty Python sketches, Four Yorkshire Men, consisted of a group of four affluent middle aged men sitting in sunny climes smoking fat cigars each trying to outdo the other in tales of childhood poverty and squalor.[1]
First Man: “Four of us used
to live in one room, no furniture, with holes in the roof.”
Second Man: “Roof, roof,
we used to dream of having a roof! Whole family lived in sceptic tank at bottom
of garden!”
You get the drift. I
thought of this sketch the other day whilst watching two MP’s one Labour the
other Conservative trying to outdo one another on who was the tougher on welfare
and immigration.[2]
This disgusting spectacle, a race to the gutter in a grubby bid for the votes
of the misinformed,[3]
the bigoted and the malign, was characterised by an increasingly unpleasant
tone and the touting of ever more vindictive, discriminatory, repressive and
downright nasty proposals. The tone is easily satirised, but I find it hard to
laugh.
Tory: “Bulgarian’s and
Romanians, we would make them all surrender their watches and any valuables
against any future claims they might make on the National Health Service.”
Labour: “You would let
them access the NHS! We would compel them to go back to their own country to be
sick. And we’ll make anyone unemployed for more than six weeks sign ‘I am a
lazy bastard’ contract and force them to
polish boots for their welfare payments.”
Tory: “Six weeks, six
weeks, we’ll send them on compulsory military training in the Sahara desert if they have been out of work for more than six days!”
Rachel Reeves: "We'll be tougher than the Tories." |
A free word of advice to
the Labour Party, it’s not a good idea to try and out- nasty the Tories;
they are professionals at that sort of thing.
As to immigration
pandering to ignorance and prejudice is a very dangerous strategy indeed.
European history is littered with the consequences. Labour politicians, Rachel
Reeves, Yvette Cooper, please take note, should hang their head in shame at
engaging in this kind of grotesque bidding war.
When I think of all the
young Bulgarians that I know, decent, generous, hard working and well educated,
I blanche in shame to hear them slandered in the media by British politicians,
journalists, and ‘know-nothing’ pundits.
[1] You can see it here,
number 25 on the list http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/11/20/monty-python-reunion-sketches_n_4309006.html
[2] It is probably unfair to
single them out when so many are engaged in this disgusting exercise, so I will
not mention that Rachel Reeves was the Labour Politician and Philip Hammond the
Tory.
[3] And no prizes for guessing
who is providing the misinformation.
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