CHUTZPAH AND THE LIB DEMS
The Lib Dems currently
enjoy a level of popularity, as measured in the opinion polls, marginally above
that of anthrax. Nick Clegg, the leader of the party, has a rating of -47.
None of this bothers him,
or them; he and they are cheerful, take time to contemplate the beauty of the
autumn season, happy in the knowledge that the consensus is that whoever comes
top in the coming general election they are unlikely to win an overall majority.
Enter the Lib Dems stage right, or left, depending on how they choose to
present themselves. In short whoever you vote for, the Lib Dems will get in.
For a party forever
railing against perversity in the electoral system they proclaim themselves happy
to benefit from an election result in which, having been rejected by the
overwhelming majority of the electorate, they would decide who governs and what
policies are acceptable. This, to put it mildly, is a bit rich; the Yiddish
word is chutzpah.
I want therefore to engage
in a little party pooping, an activity much to be recommended when confronted
by persons as smug, self satisfied and ‘morally superior’ as the Lib Dems.
Here are a few scenarios
to burst the pretty little orange balloon.
a)
Nick
Clegg is defeated in Sheffield Hallam. This, though not easy, would not be impossible.
With Lib Dem votes haemorrhaging to Labour and the UKIP squeezing the Tories,
Labour could just come through the middle. A lot of students voted for Nick
last time, I wouldn't count on them doing the same again. This of itself of
course does not prevent a coalition, but would seriously hole the Lib Dem’s
below the water line, particularly if some other major Lib Dem players lost
their seats.
b)
Labour
or Tories call Clegg’s bluff. This involves several possible electoral
outcomes. 1. Labour is the largest party but refuses a coalition, offering
merely a supply and confidence agreement.* The Lib Dems could of course reject this, but to do so they would have then to
force an immediate general election. The electorate would take a dim view. 2.The
Tories are the largest party, however Cameron has his hands forced to opt for
this option by his right wing, who could no longer stomach a period of
coalition with, ‘the odious,’ Lib Dems.
c)
The
same might be true of the Labour party, if Nick Clegg and the right wing
coterie around him continue to run the Lib Dems. Could Labour really go into
coalition with the perfidious Mr Clegg?
d)
Clegg
attempts a further period of Coalition with the Tories but his party finally
revolt at the prospect. The Lib Dems split between a minority rump of
‘Cleggites’ and the rest of the party.
Of course either the
Tories or Labour could win a majority, though this looks extremely unlikely
with respect to the Tories. In which case all the scenarios indicated above,
with the exception of scenario a, are rendered redundant. The prospect of
Labour winning an outright majority is the subject of Clegg’s worst nightmares,
though as I say there are other scenarios to burst his happy dreams of being
forced to choose between two suitors.
For my self, on a cold
night when the rain spatters against the window pane, I find contemplating
these scenarios a source of inner warmth.
*This is a process whereby minority parties offer support to a larger party only with respects to budgets and ‘confidence’ motions the loss of which would trigger a general election.