CHUTZPAH AND THE LIB DEMS


The Lib Dems currently enjoy a level of popularity, as measured in the opinion polls, marginally above that of anthrax. Nick Clegg, the leader of the party, has a rating of -47.
None of this bothers him, or them; he and they are cheerful, take time to contemplate the beauty of the autumn season, happy in the knowledge that the consensus is that whoever comes top in the coming general election they are unlikely to win an overall majority. Enter the Lib Dems stage right, or left, depending on how they choose to present themselves. In short whoever you vote for, the Lib Dems will get in.

For a party forever railing against perversity in the electoral system they proclaim themselves happy to benefit from an election result in which, having been rejected by the overwhelming majority of the electorate, they would decide who governs and what policies are acceptable. This, to put it mildly, is a bit rich; the Yiddish word is chutzpah.
 
Whoever you vote for I'll Get in
I want therefore to engage in a little party pooping, an activity much to be recommended when confronted by persons as smug, self satisfied and ‘morally superior’ as the Lib Dems.

Here are a few scenarios to burst the pretty little orange balloon.

a)    Nick Clegg is defeated in Sheffield Hallam. This, though not easy, would not be impossible. With Lib Dem votes haemorrhaging to Labour and the UKIP squeezing the Tories, Labour could just come through the middle. A lot of students voted for Nick last time, I wouldn't count on them doing the same again. This of itself of course does not prevent a coalition, but would seriously hole the Lib Dem’s below the water line, particularly if some other major Lib Dem players lost their seats.
b)    Labour or Tories call Clegg’s bluff. This involves several possible electoral outcomes. 1. Labour is the largest party but refuses a coalition, offering merely a supply and confidence agreement.* The Lib Dems could of course reject this, but to do so they would have then to force an immediate general election. The electorate would take a dim view. 2.The Tories are the largest party, however Cameron has his hands forced to opt for this option by his right wing, who could no longer stomach a period of coalition with, ‘the odious,’  Lib Dems.
c)     The same might be true of the Labour party, if Nick Clegg and the right wing coterie around him continue to run the Lib Dems. Could Labour really go into coalition with the perfidious Mr Clegg?
d)    Clegg attempts a further period of Coalition with the Tories but his party finally revolt at the prospect. The Lib Dems split between a minority rump of ‘Cleggites’ and the rest of the party.

Of course either the Tories or Labour could win a majority, though this looks extremely unlikely with respect to the Tories. In which case all the scenarios indicated above, with the exception of scenario a, are rendered redundant. The prospect of Labour winning an outright majority is the subject of Clegg’s worst nightmares, though as I say there are other scenarios to burst his happy dreams of being forced to choose between two suitors.
For my self, on a cold night when the rain spatters against the window pane, I find contemplating these scenarios a source of inner warmth.


 *This is a process whereby minority parties offer support to a larger party only with respects to budgets and ‘confidence’ motions the loss of which would trigger a general election. 




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