HOWARTH’S FEARS OR THE SOUND OF THE COMMON OR GARDEN HOMOPHOBE

AGGRESSIVE HOMOSEXUALS? 
With Apologies to G K Chesterton 


‘Former Conservative defence minister Sir Gerald Howarth has warned of the dangers of the "aggressive homosexual community".’ 

Are they arming as you speak,
Are they Howarth?
With freshly sprayed ‘Mystique ‘
Dressing oh  so very sheik,
Are they Howarth?

Are there gangs of rabid queers
Confirming your worst fears
Assembling on the common land of England?
Do the sound of pulses race
As the bill proceeds apace;
And When the bill is finally through
Will they start to fancy you,
Will they Howarth?

Will the country cease to be
Muscular and free
In Durham, Cleethorpes, Harrage,
Now that we have gay marriage,
Will it it Howarth?

Parliament that once heard
The gilded spoken word
Now hears nonsense, though it’s loud
From a homophobic crowd
Led by Howarth.

So leave your daydreams on the pillow
Of a land of ball and willow
All in white and very gay,
Though you do not mean ‘that way’
Do you Howarth?

Leave it Howarth,
Close the door
Let us hear from you no more
Your torrid fear filled guff
Belongs with the other stuff
We put away when we grew up in England.




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